Stella May I ask where Valentine went?

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Our little family just shrank a little. Little Mister Valentine decided he wanted a larger life outside our tiny apartment and took a dive into the pipes. I determined that he will turn out the other side of the sink drain and live out the rest of his life in the Chattahoochee River. Mister was so sure that Valentine wanted to stay in the pipes that we spent hours yesterday disassembling the pipes and cleaned out all the pipes. The only thing we found was broken piece of porcelain. It only took so long because we couldn't risk hurting Val if he was still in the pipes, so we noting pokey to help him out. I know we have only known you for a year and 8 months but you will be missed. Valentine.

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